Married 25 years -- divorced
Married 15 years -- widowed
Currently single -- I've tried on-line dating but it's nothing but fraud and scammers. I'm talking with one woman who I know is real, but I'm not sure if she is ever going to see me (she's in London now)
I'm hoping for a large sum of money to come in. When it does, I'm going to go to Mexico for a few days to bang some prostitutes (it's legal and safe the way I'm doing it). One girl Saturday morning, one girl Saturday night, and a pair of bi girls (hopefully, the incestuous twins!!!) on Sunday. Should run about $1000 but it will be WORTH IT!